Li Muchen smiled and said,"You can't even break the array I casually set up. How can you fight me to the death?"

God said: "I am not careful with your road, you really have the ability to put me, we singled ah!"

Li Muchen shook his head. This fellow was full of Jianghu words. He didn't know where he learned them..

"Are you afraid?" the statue continued."Just now at the Li residence, I was defeated by you because I was careless. If I had been prepared, I might not have lost..

”

Li Muchen didn't say anything and just watched it perform..

"Look, look, I knew you wouldn't dare. You can't even block my fart. How can you beat me? Hahaha!"

The statue continued to grumble and say a lot of provocative words. Seeing that Li Muchen was not fooled, it finally became discouraged and said,

" Hey, at least I have a temple here. I can be considered a god. Can you give me some face?"

"If you don't give me face like this, it'll be hard for you to get along in the streets in the future..

”

" I say, why are you acting like a block of wood? Speak up!"

" Alright, alright, I'm convinced, I'm convinced! Alright? Tell me, what do you want?"

"Exalted Immortal! Exalted Immortal, please forgive me. I'm just a mouse. I really haven't done anything bad. At most, I've peeped at Widow Wang bathing and stolen some bacon from Aunt Liu's house..

But I have done bad things to them!"

"All right, all right, I'll confess, I admit, that year Old Liu got two chickens from the countryside. I was greedy and stole them a few times, but it was a mutual pleasure. I didn't force them..

In the end, Old Liu stewed them himself. I cried a few times!"

……

The weasel hides under the idol and talks.

Seeing that Li Muchen remained indifferent, he finally shut his mouth..

After a few minutes of silence, the weasel sighed and said,"All right, I admit defeat. Make a line.

”

Li Muchen knew that the demon's anger had been exhausted, so he raised his hand to put away the magic array and pulled the weasel out of the ground..

"Do you really think you can fight me?" he asked, pulling the weasel by the nape of its neck..

The weasel cupped his hands in the air and said,"I said I'd admit defeat, and I definitely wouldn't dare to fight alone. What do you mean?".

”

Li Muchen laughed and carried the weasel back to the Li family mansion..

When he reached the courtyard, he threw the weasel on the ground and said,"Before you fled, you seemed to swear that if you lied, you would be struck by lightning five times, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes," said the weasel, prostrating himself on the ground."There's no thunder, which means I'm not lying, God is my witness.

”

"Humph, glib tongue!"

Li Muchen raised his hand and lightning appeared out of thin air. A bolt of lightning struck in front of the weasel..

"F * ck!"

The weasel cursed, jumped up in shock, and fell to the ground with a crash.

This time he won't even dare to fart..

This person in front of me really knows magic, unlike him. His tail is like a broom, and his fart is like a cannon. He is also cheating people to eat and drink and cheat hens. If we really want to fight, a thunder will kill us..

"Ask whatever you have to say, I'll tell you everything..

”

"I'm not some Supreme Immortal. I told you, my surname is Li. My name is Li Muchen..

”

Li Muchen introduced himself to see the weasel's reaction..

If this thing is working with the Shadow, it knows its name..

The weasel was shocked..

" What's your name?" He almost jumped up." Your name is Li Muchen?!"

：.

"Li Muchen…Li Muchen…"

The weasel began to circle the ground, pacing up and down like a man in trouble, rubbing his forepaws together.

" I've heard of this name before, Li Muchen…Li Muchen…Yes, Li Muchen, I know, I've heard of him…"

The ground squirrel muttered to himself.

Suddenly, she looked up at Li Muchen. Her small round eyes stared at him without blinking..

Li Muchen frowned and said," No need to look. I'm Li Muchen. Where's your accomplice?"

" Partners? What partners?"

Weasel asked in confusion. His eyes were still staring at Li Muchen, as if he wanted to see through every detail and pore on Li Muchen's face..

" A little similar! Very similar! Hmm…That's right, it's you!"

The weasel jumped up and jumped to Li Muchen's side. He pointed at Li Muchen's nose and said,.

Li Muchen was shocked." What are you doing?"

"Young master! You're young master!" cried the weasel excitedly.

"What?" Li Muchen was shocked. Could this thing know my parents?

"You're Madam Gong's son. I've seen your name tag before. When Madam Gong was about to give birth, Old Master Li gave you the name..

Hahahaha, I thought the Li family was dead, but I didn't expect you to be alive! Madam Gong's son is still alive!"

" What are you talking about? What Madam Gong?" Li Muchen asked curiously..

" Young Master! Don't tell me you don't know anything? You're Madam Gong's son! I, I-" The weasel pointed at himself." I'm Huang, Madam Gong's little Huang!"

Li Muchen was a little excited. He slowly formed a simple story in his mind. His mother's surname was Gong or Gong. This weasel was inspired by his mother..

However, he still maintained his composure, because the weasel's words might not be credible. From the contact just now, this little thing was very cunning!

Moreover, how could the demonic Qi hidden in this thing be explained?

Therefore, Li Muchen just looked at the weasel coldly and said,"Don't be surprised. If you know anything, start from the beginning. I listen. Remember, if you have half a lie, you will be struck by lightning.".

”

"Okay, okay, I'll start from the beginning..

”

The weasel changed from nervous to cheerful.

"I was a common weasel, living in the alleys nearby, catching mice, and occasionally stealing sausage from people's houses..

I used to dare not come to this house until one day, there was a big banquet in this house. Many cooks were invited and many delicious dishes were cooked. The fragrance floated ten miles away..

”

The weasel seemed to recall the delicacy, sniffing and inhaling, and looking intoxicated..

"I really couldn't help it, so I sneaked in through the back door and stole a chicken that had just come out of the pot. I was hiding in a corner and eating when I was discovered..

I was caught and locked up in the kitchen, and they said they were going to stew me, and that the skin on me was good, and that I was going to peel it off and present it to today's distinguished guest.

”

Li Muchen thought to himself,'At that time, I will be able to understand human speech. It seems that I have already developed intelligence.'.

In folk words, it has already become refined. If it is directly stewed and cooked, it is indeed a bit wasteful..

The weasel continued,

"I was ready to die. Anyway, I filled my stomach. Speaking of which, the cook's cooking skills are really good. To be able to eat such delicious chicken, being a full dead weasel is worth my life..

Then a woman came into the kitchen and took me away..

She took me to the inner residence and met Madam Gong..

Oh, it wasn't Madam Gong then, they called her Miss Gong.

I'm a weasel, and in general, chickens are better looking than people..

But when I saw miss Gong, I was shocked.

Oh my god, there are such good-looking people in this world!

All I could think about was, love, love, I'd rather be stewed into a pot of meat, become this woman's stomach meal..

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